The Fine Print (About Our Mighty Fine Prints)


Each shirt style runs different, but here is some general guidance.

Our unisex tees run true to size (i.e. a typical size large man will generally wear a large in this style). Women tend to size down a size in unisex.

Our women's tees tend to run small and fitted. We suggest ordering up one size. 

Our kids tees run true to size.

Baby onesies run true to size.

These are general guidelines and not true of some styles, and of course every body is different. Some listings will note that they run different than these guidelines- please pay attention to that. Because we are GOING OUT OF BUSINESS, ALL ITEMS ARE FINAL SALE! If you have a question about which size to order, please email us BEFORE you order at We'll do our very best to help you. We will not be issuing any returns or exchanges.⠀

When will I get my stuff?

We prep all orders to ship within five (5) business days. At high volume times (like around the holidays), shipping times may be longer. All shirts ship USPS First Class or Priority Mail, depending on weight. These will typically be delivered in 2-5 days. You will receive a shipping confirmation with tracking data when your order is on its way.

We promise to keep you in the loop, but if timing is a factor, we encourage you to either order early or stop by one of our fantastic local retailers for instant gratification.

How much is shipping?

We offer flat rate $5 shipping on all orders.

I’m out of the country and want a local Virginia tee! Can I get one?

Prices currently only include shipping to the United States and Canada. Should you need shipping to another country, please contact us before ordering at

Ack! My favorite local DC t-shirts are out of stock! What now?

Family photo t-shirts, college going away presents, housewarming gifts--our supply of metro-DC tees can get wiped out quickly. We do our best to keep all size and color variations in stock, but if you need a more definitive answer than “come back soon,” email us! We’ll be happy to give you the inside scoop or recommend another design.

What is your return and exchange policy?

UPDATE: WE ARE GOING OUT OF BUSINESS! All orders are final sale as of 4/21/19. If you have questions about sizing, we highly encourage you to email us BEFORE you order so we can help you find the right size. We will NOT be offering returns or exchanges on any items so please keep this in mind when you order.


Can I return a clearance or sale item?

Short answer: Nope. We love discounting discontinued products to make room for our next local designs--it’s kind of like paying you to take them away. Clearance and sale items are not eligible for exchange or store credit. If you can’t wear it, share it!

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